Wasted my whole lunch break because my boss forced to watch stupid YouTube videos I’ve already seen with him. PGP.

Coworkers acting like they’ve never seen a Catholic on Ash Wednesday. PGP.

Being endorsed for relationship building on LinkedIn despite not being in a relationship.

Not getting laid for 40 days and telling everyone you gave up sex for Lent. PGP.

Found myself explaining tinder to everyone at work; they looked at me like I had just discovered fire. PGP.

Having the choice between taking PTO or driving 30 miles through snow and ice.

Showed up early enough to be on time, but late enough to miss out on free bagels. PGP.

The seamless transition from coffee to alcohol. #PGP

The amount of estrogen envy in the office every time flowers are delivered #PGP