My boss just bought a car that’s worth more than twice my salary. PGP.

Taking Gas-X pills is like putting a band-aid on a bullet wound for me. PGP.

Canceled lunch plans with friends so I could nap instead. PGP.

Still waiting on that Christmas bonus. PGP.

Every week is like finals week. PGP.

My paycheck feels like a participation award. PGP.

Walking briskly through the office to create an illusion of being busy. PGP

Bought 20 shares of Powerball today. PGP.

I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t at least a little tired. PGP