Counting down the days until FebruAny at Subway. PGP.

I just remembered that I forgot to shower this morning. PGP.

Someone destroyed my secret bathroom before I even got into the office this morning. PGP.

Receiving a mass email and then 20 subsequent “reply all” emails. PGP.

Fell asleep in the bathroom again. PGP.

That second piece of birthday cake setting the pace for the rest of your afternoon. PGP.

I found out that my boss’s monthly dog food budget is almost exactly four times my monthly human food budget. PGP.

Weeks and weeks of online training and examinations. Finally able to start selling and make commission. First call? Straight to voicemail. PGP.

Realizing you won’t be seeing the light of day until Summer 2015. PGP.

I think Fallon comes on too late. PGP.