Using a week’s worth of PTO to sit at home on your couch. PGP.

The lady next to me has been talking about her gout for 20 minutes. PGP.

R.I.P. ’96 Ford Taurus. Hello public transportation. PGP.

Getting so bored at work that you actually do work. PGP.

Passive aggressively narrating my day through PGP submissions. PGP.

HR emails are the new on campus fliers. Trash. PGP.

Running out of breath after loading beer into the fridge. PGP.

I bet Jake from State Farm makes more than I do. PGP.

Not knowing what PGPM means. PGP.

I started playing Temple Run again. PGP.