I legitimately forget how old I am sometimes. PGP.

I have no intention to change my drinking habits. PGP.

Inescapable urinal small talk. PGP.

Bought a new bed in January. Still haven’t gotten laid in it. PGP.

Texting more at work than you do when you’re not. PGP.

Realizing “Friends” is bullshit, because I don’t even know five single people much less hang out with them across the hall. PGP.

My 40 year old boss blacked out in SoHo on Friday night. I made chili and watched Community. PGP.

Didn’t drink yesterday. Lost two pounds. PGP.

I literally did nothing at work today. Seriously, nothing. PGP.

The office is my one escape from my A/C-less apartment. The office A/C broke today. PGP.