The feeling of sheer joy when someone cancels plans. PGP.

The sense of victory you get when you see someone you didn’t like from college post that they’re going to Grad School. PGP.

Can’t tell if my life is getting better or if my standards are just dropping. PGP.

My friends are tailgating right now. I’m at my desk. PGP.

Started to use Rogaine for about a week. Got ED for two weeks and lost hair. PGP.

Finally bonded with the VP. It’s his last day. PGP.

Getting up early just to spend time doing nothing before work. PGP.

I really can’t stand anyone. PGP.

Constantly needing to get your ducks in a row. PGP.

My apartment’s former tenant gets more mail than me. I’ve lived here for six months. PGP.