I really need to take my suit to the dry cleaners, but then I wouldn’t have anything to wear to work for a few days. PGP.

Scratch offs and lottery tickets seem like my only hope. PGP.

Ignoring the heart palpitations from your morning coffee. PGP.

Making the wardrobe transformation from “business professional” to “homeless person” as soon as you get home. PGP.

Watching all these Ice Bucket Challenges make me glad I don’t have that many friends anymore. PGP.

Being happy starters don’t play after the first half in the preseason so I can get to bed early. PGP.

My last day at my job is in ten days, my password expires in six. PGP.

Just broke up with my girlfriend. First thing I did was look at PGP for how to Tinder. PGP.

The crushing feeling of defeat when it’s finally time to let the belt out another notch. PGP.