I can finally scratch “Get sued” off my bucket list. PGP.

Meeting the cute new girl at work and forgetting her name instantly. PGP.

Googling “functioning alcoholic” to see if I fit the description. PGP.

Sore from bowling. PGP.

Role playing sales calls with my boss is the the most terrifying thing I have done in years. PGP.

The girl I’m dating just graduated from college and can’t fall asleep before 1am. PGP.

“We need to get more granular…” PGP.

Getting yelled at by your boss because you have been making the intern water the fake plants for the last three months. PGP.

Awkwardly running into ex-coworkers that have been fired. PGP.

Finally getting the automated rejection email for a job you applied for 18 months ago. PGP.