“Shoulda burned this place down when I had the chance.” -Michael Scott. PGP.

The best part of traveling for work is having no shame in sitting at a bar alone. PGP.

Finally started alternating beer and water, six years after I was taught to do so. PGP.

People say I used to have a nice smile. PGP.

My landlord asked if he could show my place. I wasn’t planning on moving out. PGP.

Considered quitting this morning rather than getting out of bed. PGP.

I’ve had my office for one month. I just got news that I’m moving back to a cubicle because they need the space for someone else. PGP.

Forgetting the proper way to do something when the regulating agency is in the building because you’ve been cutting corners for so long. PGP.

The most productive thing I did today was order American flag swim trunks for Labor Day. PGP.

Losing your golf tan. PGP.