Getting excited over gas prices. PGP.

Don’t threaten me with a good time. Really, don’t. My bank account can’t handle it. PGP.

Is there a way to exchange my lunch hour for a nap hour? PGP.

Not being able to enter local businesses because they close at the same time my office does. PGP.

The influx of PGPs that are posted during lunch breaks and right before office closing time. PGP.

I flip off just about everyone as soon as they leave my office. PGP.

Hungover at work. On a Tuesday. PGP.

I turned 25 yesterday, then had a nightmare that my car insurance didn’t go down like everyone said it would. PGP.

I think I’m becoming the office Jerry. PGP.