I joined a bowling league, mainly to have an excuse to drink on Wednesday nights. PGP.

That moment of pure anguish right before getting out of your car in the morning. PGP.

I have one of the nicer cars in my work lot. I drive a 2012 Camry. PGP.

How does one get into white collar crime? PGP.

Had to use a vacation day this week to help a sibling move. PGP.

Justifying early day drinking because you’ll probably get to bed at a decent hour. PGP.

In some ways, I might be turning into the female version of George Costanza. PGP.

The overly aggressive automatic flusher just sprayed shit all over my clothes. PGP.

Really wishing I could ctrl+z in real life situations. PGP.