If I have to hear one more “were you really sick or just hungover?” joke I swear to god. PGP.
Bitter my work wife got engaged in real life. PGP.
Wait…there are people who get Columbus Day off? PGP.
Break room toaster was thrown out for attracting ants. Now I have to microwave my Pop Tarts like some animal. PGP.
Doing a Tiger fist pump when a conference call ends 10 minutes early. PGP
I can’t believe I was excited to start this job.
The notification of the meeting you’re supposed to be in interrupting your fantasy line-up research. PGP
Running out of excuses to take time off for interviews. PGP.
I work for my girlfriends Dad and he promoted her before me. She’s been here 3 months. I’ve been here 2 years. PGP.