merckx

Shareholder at The Ranch, Austin TX.

Member Since 08/28/2015

If I have to hear one more “were you really sick or just hungover?” joke I swear to god. PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Bitter my work wife got engaged in real life. PGP.

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Wait…there are people who get Columbus Day off? PGP.

Post Grad Problems

Break room toaster was thrown out for attracting ants. Now I have to microwave my Pop Tarts like some animal. PGP.

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Doing a Tiger fist pump when a conference call ends 10 minutes early. PGP

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Uber Drivers: The Real MVPs

I can’t believe I was excited to start this job.

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The notification of the meeting you’re supposed to be in interrupting your fantasy line-up research. PGP

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Running out of excuses to take time off for interviews. PGP.

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I work for my girlfriends Dad and he promoted her before me. She’s been here 3 months. I’ve been here 2 years. PGP.

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