Just realized that the year 2015 is two-thirds over already, and I have yet to get laid during it. PGP.

I’ve been sitting at my desk holding both my middle fingers up against my computer screen for 20 minutes now. No one has noticed.

I had mcdonalds for breakfast, 5 guys for lunch, and smash burger for dinner. PGP

Throwing back that paper cup of water like its scotch. PGP.

Who is Meek Mill?

Work. Drink. Sleep. Repeat. PGP

When leaving 5 min later than normal costs you 45 minutes on your commute…PGP.