May the 4th be with you PGP

Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, never been sicker. PGP

HR absolutely did not appreciate me barging into mid-interview for interns and asking them “kill fuck marry.”

First day in my new office. Ate lunch alone in my truck. PGP.

When I get home from work I use my work laptop to watch Hulu so I appear “online” after hours. PGPM.