“You surpassed your annual billable hours goal by 35%, so I gave you a performance rating of ‘Meets Expectations’.” PGP.

Being too scared to put a GIF in the comments on PGP, cause you’re afraid you’ll screw it up. PGP

Being forced to bring your work computer home every night so, “in the event of a disaster, you can work from home.” PGP.

Girls didn’t look like that when I was in college. PGP

Failed attempts at morning sex before work. PGP.

Developing a violent melatonin dependence. PGP

“Lunch is for analysts who don’t want to keep a job here long.” PGP

I’m having a hard time switching from “turnt” to “lit.” PGP.

The only Valentine I got was from Team Snapchat. PGP