Expecting a raise despite the fact that i do absolutely nothing at work. PGP

I fucking hate LinkedIn. PGP

Uber small talk. PGP.

I never thought I’d be so exhausted that I’d skip a shower for 10 minutes of extra sleep. PGP

Zero Turn lawn mower purchase. PGP.

Recognizing someone’s shoes underneath the stall divider. #PGP

Got cut off at the whole foods bar.

Saw the girl of my dreams on Hinge. We didn’t match. PGP

My friends went to the bar. I watched Netflix the night before thanksgiving #PGP