Brilliantly done. Brunch is the absolute worst. I don’t think there’s a single brunch spot here in Austin where I’ve gotten out for less than $30 all said and done. Ridiculous.
The hippies next to me once tried to sell me a vape at Blues on the Green and I never went back. The fact that it was 104 F yesterday certainly doesn’t help.
“This is horrible…” – Falco, from Star Fox 64, as he reads this one.
Doesn’t matter, had sex.
Brilliantly done. Brunch is the absolute worst. I don’t think there’s a single brunch spot here in Austin where I’ve gotten out for less than $30 all said and done. Ridiculous.
This gave me anxiety.
Yeah, goddamn. Thanks Will.
Great post.
From the articles that get posted here it sounds like our generation may have a drinking problem (I don’t believe 90% of them).
Glad I’m not the only one.
The hippies next to me once tried to sell me a vape at Blues on the Green and I never went back. The fact that it was 104 F yesterday certainly doesn’t help.
18+ clubs. PGP.
Truly a nightmare scenario.
Run Todd. We’ve been telling you for ages now, buddy. Get out while you can.
55 degree July nights exist?
These have gotten worse and worse (not the style/quality of writing, but the behavior of the main character).
I had to read each one twice, still don’t know what’s going on. Now my brain is all in knots.
This was crescendoing so well and then it just hits like a freight train. Jesus man. “Brutal” is the only way to describe it.
Feeling lazy when you don’t eat your lunch at your desk. PGP.
“Like fishing with dynamite”; perfectly described.
Probably one of the best TGDAG so far.
I heard the girls having this exact same discussion at brunch on Sunday. PGP.