Fucking up commas for me is spending $200 on a bar tab. PGP.

It’s my last day at work. I’m showing up two hours late just to clean out my desk and wave goodbye.

Not being able to connect to the company WiFi in the bathroom. PGP.

Office summer party is tomorrow. I don’t think I can take an extra 3+ hours of pretending to like these people. PGP.

My pre-game level of drinking from college can get me hammered now. PGP.

I was told my Outlook picture needs to include the suit and tie headshot from the yearly meeting and not a back shot of me at the tee box.

“Moving forward, I will be sure that I take all necessary steps to ensure this doesn’t happen again.” PGP

Got stage fright at the urinal standing next to my boss. PGP

Stir meal, replace film cover. Microwave an additional 1 to 2 minutes. PGP.