I actually said to an intern “When I was your age…”. PGP

Guy in the stall next to me is wearing socks with sandals. PGP

The Cubicle Bod. PGP.

Dated a co-worker. Now I have to walk the long way to the printer and break room. PGP.

My lunch plans consist of stealing a better parking spot.

Had sex for the first time in over a year. Got an STD. PGP.

That guy who asked questions at the end of a lecture will evolve into the guy who causes your meetings to run late.

Regretting every single time you decided not to go out in college.PGP.