VP flies in and promises to take the team out to a “great lunch”; we end up at Olive Garden. PGP.

Put my name in the raffle for the new TV. Ended up getting the $20 gift card to Carrabba’s. PGP.

Woke up 20 minutes before my alarm feeling refreshed and ready for the day. Decided to “shut my eyes for a second” and I woke up to my alarm blaring, feeling like I had pulled an all nighter.

Sort by: Price Low to High. PGP.

I still have no clue how we continue to make Fortune’s 100 Best Companies To Work For. PGP

Pretending like doing coke on the weekend is against your values PGP

Considering getting a tattoo just so that you don’t look like every other average white male in business casual. PGP.

It’s funny how much I used to hate taking a dump in a public bathroom. PGP

The weekly “Let’s quit our jobs and open a bar” chat on instant messenger following the weekend.