My boss refers to the strip club as “The Titter.”
Every manager and above has the day off and is checking in regularly.
Even if I had more vacation days, I can’t afford to go anywhere cool. PGP.
Your coworkers telling you that they’ll “See you next year.” As they leave for the long weekend. PGP.
Just got wedding invitation to watch a live-steam of the ceremony in Hawaii. Not an invitation to attend but to stream it online. PGP
Using Hinge to network because I’m that desperate. PGP
Covering for all of your older coworkers who have more vacation time than you. PGP.