The new hire that started today is one one of my tinder matches.

“Can you see my screen?” PGP

“You Millennials just don’t get it, do you?”

My 401K is down 2% this month. Better re-think going to Chillis for lunch. PGP

Getting emails from your boss that has all the information stuffed in the subject line and the only thing in the body is “Thanks.”

“Please resend the documents in Microsoft Word version…” PGP.

“Looks like we have the same urination schedule…”-Random guy I saw twice in the bathroom. PGP

The constant fear I will poop on my shirt tail

Just sitting around waiting to be fired. PGP

Hoping to one day select ‘Current Balance’ rather than ‘Minimum Payment’. PGP