Changing my PGP profile picture is the most productive thing I’ve done all day. PGP

Asking, “Is it too early for a drink?” promply after your 7:15 tee time. PGPM

On Saturday, I feel asleep at 7pm because I had nothing better to do. PGP

that 2 o’clock feeling where you want to go home. PGP

I had mcdonalds for breakfast, 5 guys for lunch, and smash burger for dinner. PGP