Living in constant fear that your boss will find out that you are just making it up as you go. PGP.

Checking your bank account balance on Monday morning to motivate yourself to go to work. PGP.

Praying I get injured on the job. PGP.

Coming in Monday and reading post it notes your left yourself and Friday and having no idea what they mean. PGP

Only 45 more years. #PGP

Today is my last day at my current job and my boss won’t even be in. Looks like I’m submitting my timesheet and leaving. PGPM.

My apartment doesn’t have central air. PGP.

Teaching summer school. PGP.

I am legitimately excited for the final primaries tomorrow. PGP

“Well, thanks for coming in. We’ll be sure to let you know what we decide.”