Having absolutely nothing to do but still needing to pretend you’re busy in case a partner walks by. PGP.

When I got out of bed this morning all I wanted to do was go back to sleep.

Top Gun turned 30 today. RIP Goose.

My friend just had a kid on purpose. PGP.

Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, never been sicker. PGP

IT has been installing Java for the past two hours. This is the highlight of my workweek. PGP.

I would be lying if I said I had any intention of doing any actual work today.

I love the concept of what I do, but not what I do. PGP

“It pays the bills.” PGP.

So much to do, so little motivation. PGP.