Buying antacid when I buy beer. PGP.

Mastered the rich white guy laugh for work. I’m black. PGP.

Taking handfuls of individual pain reliever packets home from the office rather than buying a bottle yourself. PGP.

Trying harder to not fuck it up rather than trying to succeed. PGP.

I want to get a German Shepherd but they’re too smart and I know it would end up just calling me on my shit. PGP.

Michelob taste on a Busch budget. PGP.

It’s getting harder and harder to hide how much everyone annoys me. PGP.

They finally hired someone my age…he’s annoying as fuck. PGP.

Cried on my birthday. PGP.