Checking out her ring finger first. PGP.

Considering quitting my job because I was too busy to read TGDAG this week. PGP.

Making mac and cheese for dinner for the thousandth time, but still needing to look at the box for directions. PGP.

Need a job to get experience, need experience to get a job. PGP.

Sweating through your undershirt on your morning commute. PGP.

I used to get excited when my cell phone rang. Now I panic. PGP.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time. PGPowerMove.

I finished all my work for the day by 11 a.m. Have to stay till 6 anyway. PGP.

Having to quickly switch tabs when you hear a coworker come up behind you. PGP

These posts are becoming increasingly more accurate. PGP.