Heard Dave Matthews on the classic rock station. PGP.

When you want to search for a new job but don’t want to go through the trouble of updating your resume. PGP.

Back-to-back weekend weddings where the bride and groom are younger than you. PGP.

Really thought I would’ve grown out of shopping the “Clearance” section of the website by now. PGP.

My iPhone thinks I live at my office. PGP.

Getting promoted to salary but making less than hourly. PGP.

Family knows I hate my job and asked “Why don’t you just go for a walk on your lunch break and see who’s hiring around the city?” PGP.

When you drink too much and question all your life decisions the days following. PGP.

Swiping right on your boss’s daughter on Tinder. PGPowerMove.

“No rush, but I need this done ASAP.” PGP.