I want to quit my job, but I don’t want to deal with the hassle of finding a new one. PGP.

Hoping to one day select ‘Current Balance’ rather than ‘Minimum Payment’. PGP

Having a legitimate plan of action if I win the powerball. #PGP

Gifts I ordered online were guaranteed to arrive by Christmas. They arrived today. PGP.

Actually looking forward to work this week, because most of the people I hate are still on vacation. PGP.

Is anything really getting done this week? PGP

Open bar at the company Christmas party still is not enough to make me want be around these assholes. PGP.

Jay Pritchett taste; Al Bundy pay. PGP

I work at a college. Students are on winter break. I wish I had a winter break. PGP.