Accidentally put “Need More Junior Anal” instead of “Need More Junior Analysts” in an email subject line. PGP.

The only items in my fridge are condiments and beer.

Figured out I can spend the first hour and ten minutes of my work day doing absolutely nothing and no one notices. Not sure if PGP or PGPowermove….

My coworkers joke, but I really do wish this place would burn to the ground. PGP.

Being too tired to have sex. PGP. Doing it anyway because you stayed the night and don’t want her to think you’ve transitioned into legitimately dating. PGP.

The office Christmas party is on a Thursday.

Got chewed out for not responding to email over Thanksgiving and the long weekend. PGP.

Is it time to start drinking yet? PGP.

Walked into the office. Saw I was the only one there. Walked right back out of there. PGPowerMove