Crashed a conference at the hotel across from my office during my lunch break #FreeCoffeeMug. PGPM.

Needing a third cup of coffee before noon. PGP.

Diversity classes.

Bonnaroo dreams. Spotify reality. PGP.

Living in constant fear of my mute button malfunctioning

My parents were already married at my age.

Sunny during the week, rainy during the weekend. PGP.

100% probability of ‘drinks and dinner’ leading to an alcohol induced bender. PGP.

Thought I had to poop so I went to the bathroom but it ended just being a big fart. Still stayed in the stall for 10 min. PGP.

I drink my coffee black. It’s simple and bitter just like me. PGP