The back of my cube is a wall, so no one can see my screen. I feel like a god. PGP.

There was a fight today in the office. I was at lunch. PGP.

Hearing “look who finally decided to show up today” from three different people after being only five minutes late. PGP.

Got yelled at for not going to a voluntary meeting. PGP.

Legitimately concerned about the extra hour of drinking coming up due to Daylight Savings Time. PGP.

I think beer gives me heartburn now. PGP.

A confident “Well, that’s all for me today,” after spending an hour cleaning out your inbox on a Friday. PGPM.

Current mood: Like mom just forgot to pick me up from soccer practice. PGP.

“Could be a question of blood flow.” PGP.

Introvert in the office. Extrovert in literally every other aspect of my life. PGP.