Thinking about getting married. PGP.

I can’t imagine a bigger waste of time than having a 40+ year old exec trying to explain our company’s social media platforms to a group of new grads. PGP.

The HR Director said that she “expected great things” from me today. Fuck. PGP.

There’s always trade school. PGP.

This week used to be fall break. PGP.

“I’d rather have a beer.” -Sideburns. PGP.

Anyone that signs their emails with “Cheers” can go to hell. PGP.

“Crushing spreadsheets” is actually a term I catch myself using often. PGP.

Found out at homecoming I can still drink like I did in college. The hangover lasted till Wednesday. PGP.

Reading Amazon reviews for nose hair trimmers. PGP.