Rage Against the Copy Machine. PGP.

Snapchat can go to hell with it’s new “Lakeside Summer” Story. PGP

Restarting the computer for a five minute break. PGP.

Patiently waiting for all the baby boomers to retire so we all can just work from home everyday. PGP.

Was just asked if you can put two separate files on a USB. PGP.

Having a Buzz Lightyear Mrs. Nesbitt-type meltdown during happy hour. PGP.

My LinkedIn Premium trial ends at midnight. PGP.

Really bonding with Bill Simmons over having shitty coworkers. PGP.

I don’t feel happy anymore when I get paid. Just guilt. PGP.

“What?” email replies. PGP.