Swiftly alt-tabbing to an equally unproductive tab. PGP.

“I’d have to stop to get gas” as an excuse not to drive.

Jay Pritchett taste; Al Bundy pay. PGP

What the hell is Microsoft Access and why did I agree to do this?

I haven’t had a legitimate answer to “what are you working on?” since before thanksgiving. PGP

I fucking hate LinkedIn. PGP

Got my friend a job at my office. Now I hate him. PGP.

Interviewed a guy who reminded me of myself. I did not hire him because I know how much of a piece of shit I am. PGP.

Shopping online for golf clubs at work. Googled ‘Dicks’ and had a mini heart attack. PGP.

Just realized today is my work anniversary, ruined my day. PGP