Coming back to a voicemail after your morning dump. PGP.

My office phone just rang for the first time since I started working two months ago. The lady on the other end had the wrong extension and I had no idea how or where to forward her call and the entire experience was terrifying. PGP

Throwing up in your backyard five hours before work. PGP.

“Why don’t you take a stab at this one?” PGP.

My boss thinks I’m “too fast with computers” to do my job well. PGP.

The guy in the stall next to mine said “Bless you” when I sneezed. PGP.

Anytime a co-worker asks me what I’ve been up to at work, the go to response is: “Just been putting out some fires”

I almost quit today. PGP.

Today I’ve sent two complaint emails to companies about packages being delivered later than the estimated dated PGP

Jumping through hoops. PGP.