Being judged now for wearing backwards hats. PGP

My coworkers call me “Hollywood” because I don’t have a kid. PGP.

Occasionally chugging a cheap beer just to feel alive again. PGP.

“Well… Yes and no.” PGP.

My mom figured out how to @me on Instagram.

The greatest injustice in the world is the fact that HR is always attractive.

Surrounding coworkers getting annoyed with my loud sighs.

A tinder match just started the conversation by asking me if I’m a registered voter. PGP.

“It pays the bills.” PGP.

Whoever said “30 is the new 20” has never had a hangover like mine.