Having friends that sell shit on facebook.

8:15 AM Monday follow-ups about 5:30 PM Friday emails. PGP.

Massive spreadsheets that no one will ever read. PGP

That one coworker who apparently thinks cell phone ringtones are still cool. PGP.

“I figured this would have been done by now”. PGP.

I have a 4pm meeting today. Today is Friday. PGP.

I called in sick after a 3 day weekend. PGP.

Spotify isnt working. So neither am I. PGP.

Messaged a girl on tinder telling her how pretty she was. She unmatched me. PGP.

Not even trying to look busy anymore. PGP