Received a firm-wide email from the CEO thanking everyone for their hard work this year along with a $100 electronic gift card to Amazon. It was an internal phishing test that was his idea. PGP.

Upvoting your own comment on PGP. PGP.

“Sale” “Sort by: Lowest price first” PGP.

A recruiter from the company that rejected me last month just reached out to me to apply for the same exact position. PGP.

When you have to ask a coworker if they have any Tums. PGP.

AIM is shutting down. The last trace of the 90s is officially gone. PGP.

Thinking to yourself “Ok, time to start doing shit” 4 hours into the workday. PGP.

“Looks like you got some sun.” PGP.

The hot girl turned in her two weeks notice today. PGP.

1: “How’s it going?” 2: “It’ll be going a lot better at 5:00.” PGP.