My credit card was declined on a first date. PGP.

Working on Columbus Day. PGP.

Had to use Coinstar to afford two six-packs for the weekend. PGP.

Just bought a sick vacuum. PGP.

Finding out the real world doesn’t celebrate Columbus Day, the hard way. PGP.

25% battery by 2pm. PGP.

Month-to-month leases. PGP.

Realizing that everyone has a bachelor’s degree and your time and money spent in college made you average. PGP.

Whoever installed an even number of urinals can go straight to hell. PGP.

Saying you’re in your “mid-20s” at 27. PGP.