1/4-zip fleece game on point. PGP.

My desk chair was taken away to use in a meeting. I had to stand all morning. I have a broken foot. PGP.

Extra innings on a weeknight. PGP.

Being more stressed out from having nothing to do than by having a lot to do. PGP.

Fuck Steve. PGP.

Not sure how many times it’s acceptable to visit college in a semester. PGP.

The guy without a college degree making twice as much as me. PGP.

Two years into the real world. Still haven’t used algebra. At all. PGP.

Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.

My co-worker said he had the “gift of gab,” but really he has the “curse of not being able to shut the fuck up”. PGP.