Went paintballing this weekend, no one in the office believes that the bruise on my neck isn’t a hickey. PGP.

Half the city is under water, still got chewed out for being 15 minutes late. PGP.

My office phone just rang for the first time since I started working two months ago. The lady on the other end had the wrong extension and I had no idea how or where to forward her call and the entire experience was terrifying. PGP

Needed Skype for a work call. Didn’t have the admin password to install it. Still my fault. PGP.

I’m so hungover. PGP

Aimlessly staring at my monitors. PGP.

When your workbook is so massive that excel can’t locate the circular reference for you. PGP.

Every time someone at work tells me a story, I want to just “honestly, I don’t give a fuck.”

My credit score went down a point. PGP.