Office building catered Panera for breakfast. PGPowerMove.

May the 4th be with you PGP

Forgot an attachment on an email yesterday, still the butt of everyone’s joke this morning. PGP

Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer, never been sicker. PGP

My father-in-law just endorsed me for Microsoft Excel on LinkedIn. PGP.

Getting unreasonably angry when someone takes “your” spot in the parking lot. PGP.

Woke up with heartburn. PGP.

XBox recognizes my achievements more than my company. PGP