Caught a hip cramp from hell during sex and now I can’t walk. PGP.

My friend just had a kid on purpose. PGP.

Seeing grad day photos of the kids that were freshmen when you were a 5th year senior. PGP.

Nachos and beer for dinner makes for an embarrassing morning at the office. PGP.

Drunk sex makes my lower back hurt – PGP

I was showing a senior analyst something on my laptop and accidentally hit the alt+tab keys, then he saw multiple LinkedIn jobs pages. PGP.

I’m the only one in my office who doesn’t care how that schmuck met their mother. PGP

Copy and pasting PGP articles into Word so it looks like I’m working on a report. PGPM.

Accepted a job offer this morning and already my productivity at my current job has plummeted. Haven’t even given notice yet.