Billable hours. PGP

Sweating through my suit. PGP

Started a new job today. I’m impressed with both the quality of the restrooms and my proximity to the restrooms.

I use my bosses office as a fart room when she steps out. PGPM.

Needing two hands to count LinkedIn connections who are also former hookups

“What do you mean you don’t have bottomless mimo’s?” PGP.

Bosley hair transplant commercials suddenly becoming relevant. PGP

Helped a friend move a dresser and a mattress last week. Still sore. PGP.

Why am I seeing a bunch of videos of people running in place? PGP.

I refuse to tuck my shirt into my jeans. PGPM