Spending hours researching house buying despite having no savings to buy a house. PGP.

Getting Windows 10 on your work computer. PGP.

After I went home sick on Friday my manager ate my candy. PGP.

Just realized that “All Killer, No Filler” by Sum 41 is 15 years old. PGP.

My apartment application was denied. PGP.

Setting your alarm at the bar. PGP.

I took a day off to play Pokemon. PGP.

Entire Company has a half day, boss says need someone to “hold down the fort” until 4 p.m. while staring directly at you. PGP.

Wife has threatened to fly home if I don’t stop answering emails on vacation. PGP.

I tell people I can’t remember names because of concussions from football, but it’s really because I don’t care what their name is. PGP.