My roommate has poor golf etiquette. PGP.

Apparently none of my older coworkers are aware of the fact that their phone has a silent button. PGP.

Last night I added wet dreams to my list of “Things I thought I’d stop having by now”, right next to acne. PGP.

Having to take Uber home from happy hour. PGP

It has rained for the last three weekends.

Had an Acne attack and found a grey hair the same day. PGP.

All of my coworkers are at our charity event today. I didn’t get approval to go. PGP.

Work gave me free tickets to a golf tournament. Broke my leg 2 days later. PGP.

My dad, who is also my boss, constantly reminding me that I’m at the bottom of the totem pole in front of my co-workers in an effort to not show nepotism. PGP.

Same spreadsheet, different day. PGP