People thinking you’re not a hard worker because you can get done with your work in 1/3 of the time. PGP.

Had to ask my neighbors to keep it down last night. PGP

Negotiated a starting salary of 53k just to say I make over $1000/week. PGP.

On Monday, someone peed in the out-of-order urinal. It’s still there today. PGP.

Thinking about cupping just to get through my workday. PGP.

I woke up without a voice and have an interview in two hours. PGP.

Unnecessarily explaining what you were doing on your phone when the boss walks by. PGP.

Now that we’re married, my wife nonchalantly talks about how hot other guys are. PGP.

My mom posted a photo on Facebook that got 40 more like than I’ve ever gotten. PGP.