Computer froze on timed slide 124 of 130 on your desktop and now you have to re-start all of the compliance training. PGP.

Older buddy at the bar complains about having to wait to receive what he calls a small 401K adjustment check due to CPA/tax correction; amount is twice my entire retirement savings. PGP.

The only restaurant near me that serves brunch… stopped serving brunch. PGP.

Got stuck sitting next to Jerry at the morning meeting. Jerry smells like shit. Happy Monday! PGP.

I’m still at work. PGP.

Fantasy football scouting has officially taken over my lunch break. PGP.