The teachers on summer vacation, complaining about how little they make, make more than me. PGP.

I just realized today that my ten year high school reunion is next year. PGP.

PGP is blocked on the client’s wifi. PGP.

Tax refund spent. Haven’t even filed yet. PGP.

The realization half way through the day that you forgot to put on deodorant this morning. PGP.

Hitting snooze one more time knowing it’s going to make you late. PGP.

Getting more excited about Tax Breaks than Spring Breaks. PGP.

I used to Facebook while drunk, but I recently switched to Linkedin. PGP.

Just went to HEB solely for ketchup and wine. PGP.

Pulled a muscle in my back while having sex. PGP.